So I just got this email
Good day. I need Microsoft Office updated on my computer. I will be on campus tomorrow, and would like to make the updates then.
I made this blog post 10 months ago
Dear Faculty/Staff Mac Users:
It’s time for you to join your PC colleagues and upgrade to Office for Mac 2011. I think the easiest way to do this for all involved would be for you to submit a support ticket by emailing email@example.com with the subject line “ $yourName Office for Mac 2011 Upgrade” and we can discuss availability from there.
Just wanted to bitch.